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JOKES: 12 Pictures You Can Relate To If You’ve Ever Been To An ATM In Nigeria

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If you’ve ever used an ATM in Nigeria before, then I bet you will relate with this pictures below…<br />
Lets go!<br />
<b><img alt="ATM_funny_1" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-143892" height="446" src="http://778819914.r.worldcdn.net/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/ATM_funny_1.jpg" width="450" />1. You drive by when you’re in need of money. You see a bank with nobody at the ATMN. You rush in</b><br />
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<b><img alt="ATM_funny_2" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-143893" height="305" src="http://778819914.r.worldcdn.net/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/ATM_funny_2.jpg" width="450" />2. You can boldly see [OUT OF SERVICE] Then you clean your eyes and check again</b><br />
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<b><img alt="ATM_funny_3" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-143894" height="336" src="http://778819914.r.worldcdn.net/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/ATM_funny_3.jpeg" width="616" />3. But, you have to go to the bank with long queue</b><br />
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<b><img alt="ATM_funny_4" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-143895" height="498" src="http://778819914.r.worldcdn.net/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/ATM_funny_4.jpg" width="450" />4. You See The Long Queue & You shout “Jesus Christ”</b><br />
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<b><img alt="ATM_funny_5" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-143896" height="561" src="http://778819914.r.worldcdn.net/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/ATM_funny_5.jpg" width="450" />5. No other choice that to kuku join the queue</b><br />
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<b><img alt="ATM_funny_6" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-143897" height="511" src="http://778819914.r.worldcdn.net/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/ATM_funny_6.jpeg" width="634" />6. After waiting for about 30mins on the queue, someone comes to tell you he was here before you</b><br />
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<b><img alt="ATM_funny_7" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-143900" height="453" src="http://778819914.r.worldcdn.net/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/ATM_funny_7-1.jpg" width="450" />7. You’ll be like, oga, no provoke me ooooo</b><br />
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<b><img alt="ATM_funny_8" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-143901" height="616" src="http://778819914.r.worldcdn.net/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/ATM_funny_8.jpeg" width="634" />8. Then, people on the queue start supporting the man. So you
 have to make way for the man. but, withdrawing 1k will not waste time 
naa</b><br />
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<b><img alt="ATM_funny_9" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-143902" height="386" src="http://778819914.r.worldcdn.net/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/ATM_funny_9.jpg" width="450" />9. Then, you see people holding more than 4 ATM cards in your Front</b><br />
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<b><img alt="ATM_funny_10" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-143903" height="496" src="http://778819914.r.worldcdn.net/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/ATM_funny_10.jpeg" width="636" />10. Then you decide to keep cool and wait for you turn</b><br />
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<b><img alt="ATMonline" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-143921" height="349" src="http://778819914.r.worldcdn.net/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/ATMonline-2.jpg" width="480" />11. Then, you notice the person using the ATM is just there, 
No money but he keeps pressing the Button and you’re like “Oga, Nobi 
only you one they here ooo, You dey browse ni?”</b><br />
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<b><img alt="ATM_funny_11" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-143904" height="424" src="http://778819914.r.worldcdn.net/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/ATM_funny_11.jpg" width="450" />12. One over Sabi guy just walks in and thinks everybody on 
the queue is a fool. He decides to use the ATM with nobody on it. On 
inserting his card, you wave him like Omo Olope, Na you get sense pass</b>

JOKES: 12 Pictures You Can Relate To If You’ve Ever Been To An ATM In Nigeria

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<img alt="Grandma's Roast Beef with Gravy" src="https://d3cizcpymoenau.cloudfront.net/images/legacy/26006/detail_SFS_GrandmasRoastBeef-032_cco_.jpg" />It takes careful cooking to transform a 
large piece of beef into tender, succulent slices. To find the best ways
 to do this, we’ve developed dozens of roast beef recipes. Here we share
 with you all of the knowledge we’ve gained after spending years 
creating roast beef recipes for anything from an inexpensive sirloin 
roast to a pricey beef tenderloin.</div>
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How to Trim Beef Tenderloin
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1. DISCARD THE STRIP
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Discard the fatty strip (or chain) that runs along the length of the tenderloin.<br />

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2. TRIM THE SKIN
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Remove the sinewy silver skin (and any other large pieces of fat) by 
inserting the tip of the knife under it and slicing outward at a slight 
angle.<br />

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Steps to a Great Beef Roast
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TIE, SEASON & LET STAND
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Many cuts of meat benefit from trussing before being cooked. This 
forces the beef roast into a more even shape, ensuring the thin, narrow 
ends won’t overcook before the thick middle part is done. (Tying also 
makes for a nicer presentation and easier slicing.) After the meat is 
trussed, dry roast with paper towels, then sprinkle the exterior with 
salt (preferably kosher) and let it stand at room temperature for at 
least an hour. As the roast sits, the salt draws out its juices, which 
then combine with the salt before being reabsorbed into the meat. The 
result: a beef roast that is flavorful both inside and out.<br />

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SEAR BEFORE ROASTING
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Browning meat produces new flavor compounds that are essential to the
 success of a roast. But blasting the oven temperature to accomplish 
this can dry out the meat's exterior and doesn't uniformly brown the 
entire roast. To guarantee a well-caramelized crust, sear the roast in 
either the roasting pan or a skillet, before putting it into the oven.<br />

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CHOOSE APPROPRIATE COOKING METHOD
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Most roast beef recipes call for cooking roasts in a moderately hot 
oven, but this method can lead to an overcooked exterior and an unevenly
 cooked interior. We generally cook roast beef at temperatures between 
250 and 350 degrees, depending on the meat's size and shape. Roasts 
should always be taken out of the oven before they reach the desired 
degree of doneness. A phenomenon called “carry-over cooking,” in which 
the meat’s exterior transfers heat to the cooler center, will cause the 
internal temperature of the roast to rise another 10 to 15 degrees.<br />

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LET MEAT REST
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All roasts should rest under a foil tent for 10 to 20 minutes before 
being carved. As the protein molecules in the meat cool, they will 
reabsorb any accumulated juices and redistribute them throughout the 
roast. This also allows for “carry-over cooking” to take effect.

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